Food

Food Porn for the Fat Kid Soul

Happy Friday! So glad the week is over. All I’ve wanted to do these past couple of weeks is work on my Bath Bombs and Solid Bubble Bars. I’ve got a few batches of bubble bars done so we’ll see how they work in the bath. For now, I present to you Food Porn for the Fat Kid Soul. All pictures and food are courtesy of my talents.

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Rosemary Leg of Lamb

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Shrimp and Chicken Chimichangas. They always remind me of Meet the Parents.

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Mozzarella Stuffed Meatballs and Spag.

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Red Wine Braised Short Ribs with Rosemary Goat Cheese Polenta

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Lemon Ricotta Stuffed Zucchini Blossoms

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Coffee Rubbed Tri Tip Panini

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Black Bean Steamed Catfish. Mingo caught the fishy <3.

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Braised Tofu with Roast Pork. One of my favorite things Mingo used to make.

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Tomato Tart turned Deep Dish Pizza

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Red Potato Salad with a Greek dill yogurt base

Venetian Spaghetti

It’s been quite a while. I know. My apologies.

So this is one of my favorite comfort foods to eat of all time. It came to me randomly one day when I was babysitting my little sister and had to make her lunch with basically nothing in the fridge. I really have no idea how this idea even came about, or why I thought it might be a good idea but it turned out to be one of Alex’s favorite childhood recipes. It kinda makes me happy because she’ll always remember it.

What is this weird recipe? It’s literally a mixture of cream of mushroom and sardines. At first I thought it was just some random recipe I made up as a kid but after some Googling, I found out it really wasn’t that original. My childhood recipe is really a variation of Venetian Spaghetti.

Venetian Spaghetti, I say? Well, it’s basically spaghetti with a sardine cream sauce. Blake Royer from this Serious Eats describes this pasta as “clam chowder on pasta.” While mine is a variation, I would say that Royer has a pretty accurate description. I prefer to make mine with canned smoked sardines just because I like that little extra kick of the smoked flavor. I usually get mine from Trader Joe’s.SardinesOne day I’ll make a version of this recipe from scratch fully, but for now, here is the quick teenager version.

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Ingredients

½ lb. spaghetti or any other pasta you have on hand
1 can of Campbell’s Condensed Cream of Mushroom Soup
½ 4.25 oz. can of lightly smoked sardines – Save about a teaspoon of the oil
2 cloves garlic
1/8 teaspoon of crushed red pepper flakes
1 tablespoon of olive oil
1/8 cup of pasta water
Grated Parmesan to top (optional)
Salt and pepper to taste

Directions

  1. In a large skillet or pan, heat up the olive oil on low heat. Add in the garlic and red pepper flakes. Allow the garlic and pepper to cook for a minute or so until fragrant. Add the smoked sardines and oil from the can into the pan and sauté for 2 minutes so that the sardines break up. Add in the can of cream of mushroom soup and allow the sauce to simmer.
  2. While the sauce is simmering, cook the pasta until a little under al dente. Make sure to add salt and oil to the water. Drain the pasta and set aside. Save about 1/8 cup of the pasta water to add into the mushroom sardine sauce.
  3. Add the saved pasta water into the mushroom sardine sauce and simmer for about 5 minutes. The pasta water will thin out the sauce a little while adding starchy qualities that help the sauce stick to the pasta.
  4. Add the pasta back into the sauce and let it simmer in the sauce for 2 minutes or so. This allows the pasta to absorb the sauce and finish cooking. Salt and pepper to taste and grate some parm on top.

The First of Many Food Porn Fridays!

Well, lookie here, it’s Food Porn Fridays! <–Pineapple Express reference.

All made by me. Enjoy!

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Chinese stuffed bell peppers

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Homemade Pizza

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Pan roasted chicken breast wrapped in bacon stuffed with sage and prosciutto over a bed of cappelini pasta. Smothered with pan gravy.

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Homemade mozzarella. Took 3 tries, but I did it!

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Applewood smoked baby back ribs

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Ratatouille

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Seared rib eye with saute mustard greens and freshly shredded horseradish

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Buttermilk fried chicken with collard greens and red beans and rice

Food-osophy

I’ve mentioned before that I never used to write recipes and I actually have a very good reason. It has to do with how I view food and my food philosophy.

Over the years of experimenting and absorbing culinary knowledge, my outlook on recipes and food has morphed. I used to think that in order to make a dish taste just as good as the one in the book, I had to follow the recipe down to the T.

That isn’t exactly true.

What people don’t realize is that although recipes are good guidelines, most of the time you won’t be able to recreate the same exact flavor profile as the chef who tested the recipe. No two lemons are the same tartness, just as no two cows have equal marbling. Food is just like most natural things on this Earth; nothing is an exact replica.

This fact makes it a bit difficult for me to write recipes. If I tell you to put one lemon because mine wasn’t sour enough, but yours was sour enough to give you a bitter beer face, obviously your dish will be way too sour and you may think I just have a bunk recipe.

Hence the face when asked for recipes.

It’s not just the food we have to look at either; it’s the individual’s palate. Each person tastes things and prefers things differently. This adds to the overall experience that I believe food should provide. I want people to bite into a dish and think about how their Mom used to make it exactly like this. I want everyone to experience the fond memories I have about Mingo and Food. They are like synonymous.
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One very good example of how individualism is a factor is White Man and I. White Man prefers his dishes super spicy and veggies al dente. I look like Ben Stiller in Along Came Polly when eating spicy foods (seriously, look at that picture of Ben…that’s me) and therefore prefer mine on the milder side. As for my veggies, I’ve always preferred them a little squishier. Those preferences alone could make or break someone’s eating experience.

For people who aren’t new to cooking, I’m sure this is something you already realize. For those who are new, it’s going to take a little time before you start developing your own preferred flavor profile and for recipes to become guidelines.

I think the best way to learn how to cook is in person and to taste everything. Taste everything you put in, and how it comes out. You can’t create from ingredients that you know nothing about. I could probably pull a Bubba Gump and spend one full day on an ingredient listing out how different cooking technique affects the flavors of the ingredient or even the slight variations in flavor based on how they are grown. I just need someone to be my Forrest.

As you navigate through my buffet line, just remember to also keep in mind your own individualistic preferences and tastes. Food is personal.